A Swagger Stick is not a One-Line Proof

On with your socks, you snivelling ticks,
no porridge today and only two axioms.
Don’t play with them, Jones; you’ll go blind.
Get out there. Construct a proof.
It’s as easy as falling off an abacus.
No, that doesn’t go there, Smith.
Two and two doesn’t equal five.
Look, ladies, see that QED over there?
Two steps and you’ve made it.
It’s not Principia bloody Mathematica.
Just think, you bastards.