Right. Don’t know how we’ll get on with this one. Here’s Daljit Nagra taking an advert as an epigraph: http://www.poetryarchive.org/poem/yobbos
Use an advertisement to start you off. This one for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SAbJjktk7E
Or this one: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XMjO4xNWODw/ULvM0vXP9WI/AAAAAAAAKUU/C2y4KZKogWI/s1600/1973minigtstc.jpg
Your starting point, an advertisement.