Don’t walk the streets
or donkey-ride
(the roads, you know,
these days)
it’s safer not to
just in case of injury
someone might sue
the powers-that-be.
It’s not allowed
to visit temples,
go on trips away
(see Health & Safety)
definitely eschew water sports
without the right equipment
better stay behind
and plane some wood
don’t make a fuss
it’s Safety First
be one of us
Going Too Far
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You will be crucified for using an heretical title!
I’m not quite sure who the ‘us’ are… and who is being addressed. Other than potential prostitutes, gadabouters and cabinet makers… Maybe the title isn’t quite heretical enough!
Although I’m guessing that insurance policies come into it somewhere!
At least Jonathan is in the right ballpark. Perhaps I should have titled it ‘Saviour Advice’!
DOH!