blame the oven
blame the eggs
blame the milk
blame the recipe
blame the sugar before
cursing the oven
whipping the eggs
ditching the milk
blotting the recipe
spilling the sugar
calling the cook who
blames the oven
blames the eggs
blames the milk
blames the sugar
blames the recipe after
kicking the oven
smashing the eggs
scalding the milk
losing the recipe
forgetting the sugar before
calling himself
a silly bugger